jollymarionette:

people joking about things that you actually really hate about yourself

(Source: causticmarionette)

lshlmaru:

other girls: short skirts, fake tans, bleached hair

me:

 

How do I sit in my bed for the rest of my life but also become a billionaire at the same time

(Source: saraxo.tumblah.com)

whatshouldbetchescallme:

Expectation

Reality